| "Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look." |
| "I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things." |
| "A fall into a ditch makes you wiser." |
| "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house" |
| "You had me at hello." |
| "no man alive, knows the struggles i've survived" |
| "Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget" |
| "Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." |
| "If a student submits a paper that is good enough to be published, maybe it has." |
| "There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." |
| "Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV." |
| "First rule of leadership: everything is your fault." |
| "Have the courage to live. Anyone can die" |
| "One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives" |
| "Life without a friend is death without a witness." |
| "Nothing is so useless as a general maxim." |
| "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." |
| "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." |
| "Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage." |
| "A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes." |
| "Misfortune shows those who are not really friends" |
| "This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love" |
| "Originality is the art of concealing your sources." |
| "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." |
| "If at first you don't succeed, order pizza." |
| "The worst part about being you is pretending to be so bad in bed." |
| "wars begin in the minds of men" |
| "I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you" |
| "Silence is the true friend that never betrays." |
| "The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do." |
| "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." |
| "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." |
| "You get what you settle for..." |
| "I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that do not work" |
| "Silence is the true friend that never betrays" |
| "One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives." |
| "The text is a machine for producing meaning." |
| "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." |
| "To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer." |
| "It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary." |
